Holiday Wishes for Mental Health Professionals

Just got this in an email through my district's psychologist email group and I simply had to share. Happy holidays everyone! Expect a couple good case study posts next week from the comfort of my couch. :)

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:

Schizophrenia--Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder--We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Amnesia--I Don't Know if I'll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic--Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic--Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and
Paranoid--Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Personality Disorder--You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Borderline Personality Disorder--Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder-- Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia--I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Autistic--Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock
Senile Dementia--Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder--I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder--Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

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